So there I was, smoking on the fantail. We'd just gotten back underway from our most recent port call. Most of the crew managed to survive with no documentation regarding their activities, however others were not so fortunate.
Anyway, as I was smoking, the most random (well, not for me) thought popped into my head. What if (and this is merely hypothetical...I think) we take people we don't like, behind CIWS, with a line tied to them. We could turn a regular fish call into a shark call by merely slitting their throat, lowering them down to where the props could finish them off, and go great-white fishing! How awesome would that be? Two birds with one stone. We would eliminate the crewmembers we don't like, PLUS my chief would be able to fish...making him a happy chief, therefore making a happy shop. Why hasn't this been done before? I say this should be policy. You know how few shitbags we'd have in the Guard???
Lately I've been visualizing slamming peoples' heads into the bulkhead, as I walk past them. Is that bad? There's this one kid onboard. And if I were to do it, it'd be like beating up the retarded kid in school. I mean, whenever the kid tries to talk, he ends up looking like a blind and retarded dog trying to lick peanut butter off the roof of his mouth, while trying to lick his balls. But this kid has absolutely no respect for anyone else, and I'd love to perform a post-birth abortion on this kid. Is that bad?
Anyway, I better get going.
Bye Koko! I miss you!
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